One bullet struck the 49-year-old’s right leg and the other two hit him in chest, reports the Dayton Daily News.
Sgt. Michael Pauley said the two bullets fired into Wagoner’s chest were “stopped” by a modern translation of the Bible called The Message carried in his front pocket.
“There was obviously some kind of intervention involved in this incident, because he probably should not be here,” Sgt. Pauley said.
“God’s on Rick’s side,” added Lillie Brown, a long-time friend of Wagoner’s.
The Message is a colloquial translation of the Bible created by Eugene H. Peterson because reading is hard.
Here’s the way it translates the beginning of John:
1 The Word was first,
the Word present to God,
God present to the Word.
The Word was God,
in readiness for God from day one.
3–5 Everything was created through him;
nothing—not one thing!—
came into being without him.
What came into existence was Life,
and the Life was Light to live by.
The Life-Light blazed out of the darkness;
the darkness couldn’t put it out.
And Matthew 6:7-13:
“The world is full of so-called prayer warriors who are prayer-ignorant. They’re full of formulas and programs and advice, peddling techniques for getting what you want from God. Don’t fall for that nonsense. This is your Father you are dealing with, and he knows better than you what you need. With a God like this loving you, you can pray very simply. Like this:
Our Father in heaven,
Reveal who you are.
Set the world right;
Do what’s best—
as above, so below.
Keep us alive with three square meals.
Keep us forgiven with you and forgiving others.
Keep us safe from ourselves and the Devil.
You’re in charge!
You can do anything you want!
You’re ablaze in beauty!
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Why yes, it is both brain-scramblingly bad and fitfully heretical, but at least it saved Rickey Wagoner’s life, and for that we should give thanks.